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OptimusTom

Hasn't drawn anyone in
a long time!

Posted: 1/7/01 9:26:01 pm    
BEST Comedic Performance Award
* overhead voice speaks *

"" Presenting our next award of the evening, is the host of the upcoming FOX show "WHEN KITTY ICONS ATTACK" please welcome to the stage ... OptimusTOM ""

* walks on stage *

Good Evening Allspark,

It gives me great Honor to present tonights award for BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE here at the ASA3's. As you know, we have many posters here that make this place funnier than a bowl of monkeys... but only a select few can win the title of BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE. So with....

* megs rubber ducky waddles across the stage *

Damnit Ducky!! I'm Trying to present an award... okay... now where were we.... ah, yes... Lets take a look at the nominee's shall we....

* audience nods "yes" *

okay... let's do it!! :)

Best Comedic Performance Nominees:

0ptimus Prime
Chopperface69
Chronoscythe
Combat Hero Optimus Prime
Darth Nuriko
Destron D-69
Deszaras
Doc Evil
Earl the Cyber Bee
Flatliner1313
Gbot
joerammstein
Kalidor
Kearney1900
Lioconvoy_GS
Matt Black aka Mr Eemerid
Mike Miksch
Mphage
Murry the Evil Skull
Optimus Pyre
OptimusTOM
Pessimist Prime
Setzer Convoy
Strafe
tec
Teletran
The Drunken Squirrel
TheSuper Fire Convoy
TM2 Dinobot
TM2 Rampage
TVPro
ULTRADEFORMER
Vindicator Decepticon
Zac Shipley


i wonder which one of you i slept with to get my name on that list... anywhoo...

The Winner is.......

* opens envelope *

CONGRADULATIONS, YOU MAY ALREADY BE A MILLIONARE.... wait a tic... this is my mail? can i get the RIGHT envelope over here please?????? Thanks....

And the Winner is.....

* opens correct envelope *

WE HAVE A TIE !!!!
THE WINNERS ARE...

ZAC SHIPLEY & CHOPPERFACE!!!!!!!!

way to go kids !!!

i rule VOTE KITTY ... BEST ICON OF THE YEAR!!


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NightHawk Alpha

Special Operations Commander
Posted: 1/7/01 9:27:27 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congrats to the both of you!

"In war, there are no victors, only survivors."


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Lio Kaiser

Cybertron Executioner
Posted: 1/7/01 9:28:04 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*Cues the Trans-Band to play as the Applaud sign flashes*

-Lio Kaiser.

I am Lio Kaiser. Cybertron-Executioner, at your service!
What? What do you mean I can't kill you?


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Chronoscythe

Tin Soldier
(Mod)

Posted: 1/7/01 9:28:24 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congrats, you crazy kooks!


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Chopper Face 69

Sexy Brute Raptor
Posted: 1/7/01 9:28:43 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Oh sweet jesus tap dancing christ I won! Oh this is so great I... I ... I ... I refuse to make a joke 'cause it's a comedy award... boy I should've though of a speach but I didn't so... thank you everybody who voted and who didn't or who just thought I was funny because it's so much fun posting fun stuff at the AllSpark because everyone's so great and funny and...

*eats award*

tha-nk.. you.. *grunt* ugh...

Chopper Face 69
I sold my soul for these ALF Pogs

Chopper Face - aDam Rulz! - Message Board
Cybertron Net
Usurper of Chopper Face's hijacked CoE Board


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Murry the Evil Skull

He Lives in the Valley
Posted: 1/7/01 9:29:17 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
* plots his revenge on Chopperface and Zac*

How could you do this to me Chopper! I make you mod of a whole forum of porn and you skullstab me like this!

I am the devourer of candy souls
Ah fresh meat for the ever growing army of the Undead.*

*Undead Army count: 11


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BottleZacRocketShipley

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 9:29:52 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
wow. my first award. I wish I had something funny to say to back this up, but I'm fresh out of material.

so we'll go back to the same old tricks....

Can you see the real me?





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Cat Goddess Bast

Stop Stalking Me!!
Posted: 1/7/01 9:30:45 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congrads guys!


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MPhage

Mr Multiple Personality
Posted: 1/7/01 9:31:22 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
::Punts Murray::
hush and watch the awards.

MPhage
"Insanity runs in my family.
I gave it to my parents."


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Lord Serpentor

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 9:31:53 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*throws snake at zac*

You will bow before me! I am the culmination of a thousand years of great generals and stand up comedians! THIS I COMMAND!


Serpentor
Cobra Emperor


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Kearney 1900

Agent of the Colgate Cavity Patrol
Posted: 1/7/01 9:33:35 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congrats you two!


"Simpson, go kiss the virtual ass."


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TM2 Dinobot

The Christian Transformer
Posted: 1/7/01 9:33:44 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
WAY TO GO! :) I'm happy I got on there!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :)

WWJD?-What Would Jesus Do? WWJD.-Walk With Jesus Daily.


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runaway kitty

* that darn kitty *
Posted: 1/7/01 9:35:14 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
* runs around chasing snakes away from zac *

escaped kitty on the loose


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TM2 Rampage

Predacon Warlord
Posted: 1/7/01 9:37:03 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Dinobot didn't you vote for yourself in every single award?


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Kearney 1900

Agent of the Colgate Cavity Patrol
Posted: 1/7/01 9:38:45 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
He lost his ritalin AGAIN.


"Simpson, go kiss the virtual ass."


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One Angry Dwarf

Personification of Procrastination
Posted: 1/7/01 9:38:55 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congrats, guys!

One Angry Dwarf
The Self Proclaimed God of Laziness


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TM2 Dinobot

The Christian Transformer
Posted: 1/7/01 9:41:44 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
No. (Really.... NO.)

WWJD?-What Would Jesus Do? WWJD.-Walk With Jesus Daily.


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Shadowsabre2

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 9:41:49 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*claps* Hooray for ZAC SHIPLEY & CHOPPERFACE!


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TM2 Rampage

Predacon Warlord
Posted: 1/7/01 9:42:45 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Uhuhuhuuhuh... he said "Performance" Uh-huh-huh-huh


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Megs Rubber Ducky

Bringer of Bubbles
Posted: 1/7/01 9:45:19 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
* waddles around in circles lost *

Energon Baths are fun.. ( with me..)


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Mike Miksch

The Devil, Apparently.
Posted: 1/7/01 9:46:55 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*Wonders who voted for him*

I made it a point not to vote for myself in anything...

--Mike Miksch
"Ride the Walrus!"

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TM2 Dinobot

The Christian Transformer
Posted: 1/7/01 9:50:43 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*sticks ducky in energon bathtub* There you go little ducky. :)

WWJD?-What Would Jesus Do? WWJD.-Walk With Jesus Daily.


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Destron D 69

Mr. Piasma Mine Biaster
Posted: 1/7/01 9:50:50 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
congrats guys... I couldn't think of any one/two that NEED this ego boost... :lol i can tell we'll all hear about this for a long time..

:hat :hat :hat :hat :hat

five pimps for the pair of yahs!

D-69, "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Please remember yer' buddy Destron when the awards get handed out"


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SerenityJJ

Swan-lady of Cybertron
Posted: 1/7/01 9:55:21 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
YAY! Someone I voted for won! Go Chopperface!

*throws confetti and tosses a beer to him*


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BottleZacRocketShipley

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 10:02:56 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
*also tosses ber at chopper... in a bottle*

here ya go!

*bottle smashes on the raptor's head, blood shoots everywhere.*

ummm.. well if he dies, then i guess i'm the sole winner!

Can you see the real me?





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Megs Rubber Ducky

Bringer of Bubbles
Posted: 1/7/01 10:05:54 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
* thanks TM2Dinobot *

* swims around happily *

Energon Baths are fun.. ( with me..)


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Mizukagami

Lesbian Ninja
Posted: 1/7/01 10:29:08 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Congratulations to the winners.

The heart of the person before you is a mirror. See there your--Oh, forget it. Penile Implant! :P


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talyn78

Priest of Mommatec
Posted: 1/7/01 10:38:55 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
WOW!!!
couldnt have happened to a better pair of kooks!!!


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OptimusTom

Hasn't drawn anyone in
a long time!

Posted: 1/7/01 10:40:12 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
i think their best comedic performance should be the fact that they voted for one another :lol ... thats good !

i rule KITTY!!! BEST ICON OF THE YEAR ( well, tied at least )


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ULTRADEFORMER

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 10:43:56 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
WHOA I GOT NOMINATED twice SWEET!!!!

Get SUPEDEFORMED at http://www.superdeformers.com/


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BottleZacRocketShipley

Citizen
Posted: 1/7/01 10:51:37 pm    
Re: BEST Comedic Performance Award
Its true. I voted for Chopper, and he voted for me. if we had gone any other way, it would have broken the tie.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sexy raptor to molest...

Can you see the real me?





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