Cracker's seen worse.
I printed that page out and posted it outside my cubicle. This is a for true conversation at work.
Crazy Lady: This is Adam Gardner but it's not you.
aDam: Sure it is.
Crazy Lady: The hair is darker.
aDam: Yeah I die it now.
Crazy Lady: The facial features like nose and cheeks look different.
aDam: It's a pretty old picture. I've changed since then.
Crazy Lady: Oh... (walks away)