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 Post subject: Worst Actors/Actresses of all time
PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:18 pm 
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Just list who you really hate.

Molly Shannon
Torry Spelling
Randy Spelling
Andy Dick
Gwenyth Paltrow
The guy who plays Dean on Gilmore Girls
The "native" guy from R.O.T.O.R.
Heather Graham
Mike Myers
Eddie Murphy
That guy who's gonna play Super-Man with the annoying chin
Ted Lewis
Ralph Fienes
Robert Deniro
Mathew Lilard
Steven Cardenas
That guy from SNL that looks like Andy Dick

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Jessica Alba
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Garner
Tea Leone
Marissa Tomei
Tory Spelling
Ben Affleck
Kevin Costner
That guy from the Shield

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:15 pm 
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You've got 2 of the fantastic 4 in there!

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Tory Spelling
Kevin Costner
I agree with those. The rest I eitehr like or just don't dislike.

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That Tori Spelling thing they filmed in Ottawa is gonna be on the tube or something this week.

I'm gonna toss in Al Pacino believe it or not ... I thought his ham-fisted performance in Scent of a Woman deserved a big giant raspberry

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Hoo waaaaa!

Why do they only film F grade movies in Ottawa?

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Oh boy, this could take me all day.

Misha Barton. Can't act, and isn't that hot. She should stick to making movies with hotter girls making out.

Renee Zellwegger. How about another Academy Award for an overrated Miramax production?!?!

Spelling is obviously a troll, but has she made anything in the last decade? It's like hating Elizabeth Berkley.

Freddy Prince Jr. This guy has no discernable talent at anything.

Gina Torres. Just because the rest of the cast of Firefly is awesome and she sucks so much. She has no business working outside the pr0n industry.

Paris Hilton. It's not cool to be a whore...or is it?

Ben Stiller. Hey Ben, I think you're aloud to tone it down a tad.
He's made some great movies though.

Cameron Diaz. She goes back and forth between absolutely useless (Charlies Angels, The Sweetest Thing) to really good (Vanilla Sky, Gangs of NY) but her personality just drives me crazy.

Hugh Jackman. He's made nothing but crap aside from X-men, and he'll continue to do crap afterwards.

Mel Gibson. Yea keep whining about Terry Shiavo and stem cell research. (note: it's ok when the liberals do it because they're right...and they don't make movies about Jesus)

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Fuck you for not making another Conan movie to run for office.

The cast of friends minus Schwimmer. Not one of these kids would have made it on their own if it wasn't for dumb luck and Seinfeld. Lisa Kurdow is the worst of the bunch and her new show ranks up there with the biggest television disasters of all time. What's up with Aniston being all over the place? Did people forget this chick can't act? I think Mathew Perry might want to hit the bottle again when he realises he's not gonna be making "Friends" money making straight to video sequels to Serving Sara.

Keira Knightly. Hey, I have the boobs of an eleven year old boy and guys think I'm hot. Plus she has a snaggle tooth.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Can she act? Nope. Is she hot? Not even. Is she famous? Yep! Why?!?!?!

Tom Welling. Nerds who watch Smallville think he doesn't suck. They're stupid and wrong. Plus Smallville sucks.

The kid on the Sopranos. Stop ruining the Sopranos and go get shot for shoplifting or something you fat punk.

Carson Daly. He just steals stuff from Conan O'Brien everyday and pretends he's cool. You're not.

Burt Reynolds. I just don't get why old people think he's hot shit. Stick with Uwe Boll, Burt, you've got a directing partner for the rest of your "career".

Steve Carrell. He's like everyone’s find now. Oh my god you know Steve Carrell? He's SOOO FUNNY! The office is pretty good despite him not even coming close to the comic genius of Ricky Gervais. Are we supposed to forget about his god awful stint on the Daily Show because 40 Year Old Virgin was funny? Expect a slew of crappy Steve Carrell movies to hit theatres in the next two years.

Steve Martin. I'm sure you were great on SNL 100 years ago. You made, what, two good movies in the 80s and you’re still making crap?

Robin Williams. You're not on cocaine anymore RELAX! (He was awesome in Good Will Hunting though)

Those are the ones that come to mind.

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don't hold back ... tell us how you really feel, don't be shy

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I like Pacino~

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Now Elvis, there was an actor ... I've seen Jailhouse Rock a dozen times at least.

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Elvis is like Lucky Ron only more successfull in music and women.

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Misha Barton. Can't act, and isn't that hot. She should stick to making movies with hotter girls making out.
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Renee Zellwegger.
I can't beleive I forgot this one. Ugly grapefruit face no talent monster.

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Gina Torres.. She has no business working outside the pr0n industry.
I'm all for more 'gina in the pr0n industry.

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Paris Hilton.
I would agree with you if there were any part of me that qualified this whore as an actress. She either really good or really bad at being a whore.

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Cameron Diaz.
Oh yeah. She sucks in a Heather Graham kind of way.

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Steve Martin.
Total Eddie Murphy quality there. Should have stopped working after.... okay so maybe he's like Eddie Murphy minus the few select good performances pre 1990.

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Ben Stiller.
Hugh Jackman.
Mel Gibson.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Keira Knightly.
Robin Williams.
I like them though don't really disagree with your criticism of most of them...

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I think Burt Reynolds mostly plays a characature of hisself although I thought he was quite good in Boogie Nights. And speaking of which, Heather is always taking off her clothes there too which I also enjoy. Her nude scenes in the awful Killing Me Softly kept me watching the damn thing.

I could do without Misha Barton as well.

Lucky Ron has been in at least one movie made in Ottawa, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter ... He was in a rockabilly band called the Rhode Island Reds so there's the Elvis thing.

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Haha. I saw that movie at the Mayfair. Oi...

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It's intently obvious I can't spell Charicature ... umm, errrr, charachiture ... chit ... not clue, refuse to look it up.

So here's some more for the list, some perhaps obvious ... Vin Diesel, Keanu Reeves is so wooden it's laughable, Orlando Bloom is pretty but ... Demi Moore bites ... Kathy Bates is a shadow of her former self and plays it over the top, the afore-mentioned Cameron Diaz

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Vin Diesel and Mathew Lilard are exempt from my wrath because they're both avid Dungeons and Dragons supporters.

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Vin Diesel and Mathew Lilard are exempt from my wrath because they're both avid Dungeons and Dragons supporters.
Are you trying to deny the fact that you want to have crazy man sex with either or both of them?

Vin Diesel is cool though. I think he has the Leo curse of people not liking him because girls want to screw him.

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