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“Harry Potter and the hilarious songfic”

The beastie boys are in a library with a ‘boombox’)

(music starts)

Mike D: Yo, his names Harry P and he aint no muggle
Adrock: against my man Voldemort you know he does struggle
MCA: Kickin’ it old skool at Hogwarts skool
Adrock: Cause when it comes to wizardry…
ALL: He aint no fool!

(chorus) “Intergalactic, Harry Potter,
Harry Potter, Intergalactic”

MCA: Because Voldemort attacked him when he wuz a kid
Adrock: Look at his scar, that’s what Volde did!
Mike D: Harry’s upbringing, it was quite tragic
Adrock: his parents were muggles, they hated his magic

(chorus) Body movin’ body movin’
Harry Potter sound be so soothing’
Body movin’ body movin’
Harry Potter sound be so soothin’

Mike D: My man Hagrid did take him away
MCA: Hogwarts school is where he will stay
Adrock: Ron and Hermione, his two best friends
(spice girls enter)
Spice girls: Make it last forever, friendship never ends!

MCA: that was wack, dude

Mike D: Yo Harry, word up!

(Harry Potter grabs the ‘mic’)
Harry: ’H’ to the ‘A’ to the double ‘R’,
Adrock: ‘Y’
Harry: because I’m a wizard, you cant touch this, boy!
(malfoy, ron, Hermione and steve urkel all enter)
Malfoy: eat my shorts Harry, my name is malfoy
Harry: Yo, my name is Harry Potter I got a licence to kill
Ron: and right about now this is time to get ill
Hermione: Harry, youre my man!
Steve Urkel: cause I got my finger on the trigger like the son of sam

Mike D: ok, that’s enough, go to the chorus now

(chorus)
ALL: You got to fight…
For your right….
TO PARRRRRRTY!

Adrock: ok Voldemort, word up!

Harry/Ron/Hermione: ARGGGH!

Voldemort: Yo, my names ‘you know who’, I got a licence to kill
Ron: and right about now I’m going to be ill
Hermione: don’t worry harry, youre the chosen one
Harry:damn straight Volde, come get some!

Volde: wow, im so scared…..

***Voldemort destroys the planet

Volde: hahaha, foolish mortals!

The end (?)

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I vote funny. I'm not a fan of HP though.

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It was funny, I just refuse to like anything that puts something as swell as Beastie Boys next to something as puke as HP . . . that is, Harry Potter OR Hewlet-Packard.


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I agree the 'boys are way above potter, but thats part of the charm. its so gay that it becomes funny.

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