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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:37 pm 
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I should try to get into Harvard.

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Yeah... except she's all graduated. I should try to get into episode 3.

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some dude at my school wrote this for his 'future plans' in the yearbook:"to get into a certin galactic officer's pants".

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That's nice that he's setting goals but "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" ... so really that's more of past plans unless he's going to travel through time.

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he has no chance anyway cause hes a 17 year old nerd

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Don't let that shit get you down.

Anyway I was wrong and she has a year of school to do so Harward would be a good idea... for someone with the grades and money. Those lucky Harvard bastards. Like it's not good enough that they're getting this education that guarantees a phat paychell they have to get the hot chicks too.

Anyway you ever notice how she's all hardcore about not saying where she goes to school and stuff and then Rosie says it on TV? Whatev.

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She also doesn't want anyone to know her real last name.
Anyway, I could change my grades and steal money...but then she might turn out to be a lesbian so I'd be screwed.

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If I got a sex change I wouldn't have to get my foreskin clipped to hook up with her.

Anyway I'm sure anyone crazy enough to stalk her and shit could probably figure out her real name although for her sake I hope it's tough.

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Damn secretive celebrities.

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DUDE! I had a brain-idea-thing! I feel like that chick on the babysitters club when they first thought of it.

We should get a group of dedicated freaks together and actually actively try to track her down, and ask her to have coffee with me (only because im our best chance). If all goes to plan I will be able to get the photos to you guys and our freak group will get rich rich rich.

All we need is someone with gooooood grades and lots a money, and a KILLER pick-up-line, preferably some lame star wars joke. (is that a lightsaber in my pants of am I just glad to see you?)

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Who needs pick up lines when you have killer good looks?

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The kind of dumb pick up lines im thinking of would not improve our chances. I'll just rely on my charm, restistance will be futile-she will have coffee with me!

I've got it all worked out..

me:Hi, whasup?

NP:Hi, nothing much

Me:hey, why don't we catch up for a coffee sometime?

NP:OK, sounds cool

Me:I'll call you

(it works on dawsons creek, so it must work in real life)

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How 'bout "Wanna see my R2 D2 impersonation?"

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Ok, i refined the plan:

Plan A mk2

we get a group together, a 'task force' if you will, with the aim of tracking down Natalie Portman and getting her to have coffee with me. We need to find her real name and where she hangs out, ive got the rest worked out. and I've already ruled out the use of lame star wars pick up lines!

this is plan A (inspired by dawsons creek):

* NP (natalie portman) is sitting on a bench reading a newspaper
*Nobbus sits down

Nobbus:hey, whasup?

NP:hi, not much

Nobbus:Michael Owen is a good sport player and a hot guy, dont you agree?

NP:yes, very much so

Nobbus:Wow, we have so much in common. Why dont we catch up for a coffee sometime?

NP:ok, sounds cool

(How can it fail? its so simple yet so effective, chicks dig stuff like that!)

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Who the fuck is Michael Owen?

What if it goes like...
Nobbus:Michael Owen is a good sport player and a hot guy, dont you agree?
NP:Not really. I don't know who the fuck you're talking about and I find women more attractive than men anyway.
Nobbus:Fuck off whore!
NP:Eat my shit you cock face!
*smack*

Hm... traggic.

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