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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:32 am 
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to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning.

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Perhaps you're little more than a well constructed plastecine man... and that was your true nature shinning through!

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Hmmm... clay does fit in with some creation myths...


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When God made little boys
He made them out of string
He found he had too much and so he left a little thing

When God made little girls
He made them out of lace
He found he had too little so he left a little space


Also remember this far side once. "God creates the snake" and he's rolling plastecine saying "These things are easy" ... ah ... good times.

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What about 'Zen and the Art of Going To The toilet'...?

Meah!

Worse than Vogon poetry...

That's... *shudders*

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I thought it was snips, and snail and puppy dog tails :P


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Something upsetting about a single childless scientist who sets out to create little girls... or does that myth extend beyond the Power Puff Girls?

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Something upsetting about a single childless scientist who sets out to create little girls... or does that myth extend beyond the Power Puff Girls?


Did scientists create Sailor Moon's Penis?


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No. That would be no one since there's no such thing.

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That was how to make little boys, not little girls :P so that myth doesn't really deal at all with the powerpuff girls :D


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Oh that's right. It's sugar, spice and everything nice. So the secret's out! I don't watch Power Puff Girls... well it's not much of a secret since I don't really like the show.

Hm... wish I knew what happened to the picture I had of two of them getting cozy in a shower...

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You know that there is one thing in this Galaxy worse than Vogon poetry...

And that is Barney the Talking Dinosaur!!!!!!!!!!!


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Well, doesn't mean you dont watch them... could just be trying to get me off your trail... and you do in fact watch them >=)

Never encountered Vogon poetry....


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HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!

READ IT!

WATCH IT!

LISTEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I actually don't like the Power Puff girls. Would a man with my interest in atypical shows really feel the need to make up such a thing? What could I have to gain?

And I would say don't bother watching the Hitchiker's Guide... at least not until the movie which will hopefully be good.

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