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 Post subject: Halden tried to warn me
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:14 am 
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I think it was Cheese but I'm not sure.

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Confirmation of Cat Violence... Hazah!

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My cat ate the wart off my finger when I was asleep, and it hasn't grown back since.

I'm trying to figure out how to market this miracle.


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Yeah no shit. I had finger and toe warts when I was about 10/11 years old. It was a bitch getting rid of them. You rip them off but the root is so deep you can't get it. Basically what I was down to doing was putting this stuff on it to kill it every night and occasionally going to the doctor who put dry ice on it to freeze the damned thing and still it took a long time to kill. Crazy!

Also when the wart dies and falls out you see the root and it's like a fucking carrot going right into your skin. Scary shit.

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I lied about my cat.

I do have an ugly bastard of a wart on my finger though. And everything you said is true.


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They're contagious to the touch. When I was in 6th grade I would pick at my warts and toss the bits I tore off at the girl who sat next to me. I would also set tacks on her chair. She was one of the first girls to get boobs.

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How is it I'm the one made fun of for being old when you have all the health problems of a 75 year old cranky pants?

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To be fair I haven't had warts in some 18 or so years.

I had relatively good health throughout my teenage years, ignoring my constant coordination problems which are with me for life.

The colitis aside I didn't get sick very often until coming to work at the RCMP. I don't know if it's bad air circulation or what but people get sick there quite often.

Well maybe it's the unrestrictive sick leave amounts...

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