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... is the amount of time it takes me to notice I forgot an apple in my car, apparently. Possibly 33. I'm not 100% certain where I got the apple...

Janine did you give me an apple last time I was coming back from ptown?

I work in an apple juice factory Adam, If that apple is nywhere near edable... we'll buy your car off you and use it to store apples in... fuck all our spys have turned to shit...

a delcious might have held up during the cold snap... higher sugurs seem to last longer than the more asidic apples

It was brown. My sister mentioned my car smelled like food the other day and I said it must have been her... apparently not. -_-

I would have spent most of the time frozen I suppose but my car does warm up when I drive.

I think I remember it falling under the seat on my way back from ptown last time...

yeah Brown would have been a spy... Red Delicious turn black and yellows well they turn to snot... not the green dry kind... the runny "i hade 5 robatusins yellow" kind... god I'll never eat apples again...

Macs... on the otherhand as a close balance apple ...hell I don't think I've seen a really bad mac...

ing I know...

be thankful you found it... We've got a compost pile out back with some nearly yearold "apples" in it.. damn does it stink

It was a green macintosh... at some point.

I have an orange in my office from 18 years ago if you want, s'true

I'll vouch for that. For a neat guy I never understood why you have that thing.

When I was staying in residence at university the kitchen would make you a bag lunch upon request. Since alotta guys didn't always get up til they stopped serving lunch you'd request it anyway LOL. So they'd pack a fruit and I never really liked oranges that much so I left one on top of my stereo one day and I think I musta went home or something for the weekend, no clue. Anyway, the orange sat there, never turned green or anything and dried out. I drew faces on it then and it sat on my stereo throughout university as a conversation piece more or less. Now and again I'll take it to get togethers with those friends from school and chit.

a green mac... wow, must have had some tissue damage... or a bug or something.... likely good you didn't eat it....

apple toxens, and bacteria can give you massive intestinal distress

Never knew that orange had such a history.

And I'm in no rush to eat anything bad, apple or otherwise. My intestines have more than enough distress on their own.

I ment prior to it going rotten

Oh well... I eat them all the time and am clearly still here. :p