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Author:  aDam [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Fingers

So 4 fingers is the "kit kat". This term is older than me.

The other day as I watched a pregnant girl chowing down on a Twix it dawned on me that it was the perfect name for 2 finger action since the "Twix" comes in pairs. So intuitive why didn't I think of it earlier?

Tried to think of a tripple bar for a while and couldn't think of one. Someone mentioned "toblerone" though I can't for the life of me remember who that was... but yeah... that's a perfect one. It's not 3 distinct bars but when giving 3 fingers they will ineviteably form into a triangle formation.

So we just need a name for the single. Can't think of a chocolate bar that's the size of a finger though...


Also I suggest the penis be refered to as the "Oh Henry" 'cause I can't think of a more phalic bar... thought it's been a while since I've had either an Oh Henry or a penis in my mouth...

Author:  red_surge [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:30 pm ]
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Right over here for the toblerone baby!!

Another could be the "Three Musketeers"?

Tootsie Roll for a single digit?

Author:  aDam [ Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:30 am ]
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Tootsie roll's like a pinky's girth which has neither the size or maneuverability to be of much use anywhere but in my ear.

But yeah way to go on the Toblerone.

Is 3 Musketeers a 3 bar one? That would actually be pretty good then...

Author:  red_surge [ Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:27 am ]
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single bar but the name works....

Author:  Destron [ Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:59 pm ]
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a penis the size of 1 finger would be Snikers as in "Laughter" but yeah I'm having trouble coming up with a name

Mr. Big?

Mars bar would have to be something "out of this world" kinky so its out

Big Turk ... interacial ? perhaps

Crunch is wide and thin... toe fucking? I don't know

Author:  aDam [ Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:41 pm ]
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Hahaha. "Mr. Big" is a good one.

Author:  IDE [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:21 am ]
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Remember Rollo? Maybe that could signify anal beads...yeah i suck at this.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:48 am ]
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Except you can lose some whilte you're in there. Hahaha.

I wonder how bad it would be to smeare chocolate inside a woman...

Author:  Halden [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:09 pm ]
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Penis :oops:

Author:  Destron [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:15 am ]
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coffee crisp, butterfinger, crunchie,

Author:  aDam [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:56 pm ]
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Coffee Crisp is way too square.

Author:  Destron [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:48 pm ]
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but it tastes like coffee and it's a nice light snack :P

Author:  aDam [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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I have no complaint about the taste. It's just not finger sized or shaped.

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