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Author:  aDam [ Sun May 15, 2005 11:31 pm ]
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New term!

Used to describe when a hemaphradite has sex with itself. Usually not in a penis penetrates vagina sense but just generally when the sperm and eggs mix. It's not usually done because in this case it will produce an offspring with the same genes as the parent to there's no chance for evolution and because of the lack of genetic variation.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Tue May 17, 2005 3:09 am ]
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I'm almost afraid to ask about where you find out these things.

Author:  aDam [ Tue May 17, 2005 11:01 pm ]
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I litte here and a little there. This particular term I learned from a nature show on the Discovery Channel... or I think ours is just "Discovery" in Canada for copyright reasons.

Anyway the places I learn my perverted terms differ. Most of them are probably just from casual conversation like "shocker" or "HJTC". Some from Internet like "donkey punch". Some from TV and papers and such. I like watching those sex shows and reading Savage Love and stuff. It's funny. And a lot of terms I just make up myself which is always fun.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Wed May 18, 2005 5:27 am ]
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*one eyebrow is raised very high* Right..... You eer though of becoming a writer of smutty fiction?

Author:  aDam [ Wed May 18, 2005 5:45 am ]
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Me? Nah I wouldn't write that stuff. I just like talking smutty.

Author:  Doogan [ Sat May 28, 2005 5:49 am ]
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Rusty trombone?

Author:  Jack Luminous [ Sat May 28, 2005 9:41 am ]
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Image

Author:  aDam [ Mon May 30, 2005 9:56 pm ]
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The rusty trombone is a solid move!

Author:  Halden [ Tue May 31, 2005 8:32 pm ]
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Love teh Rusty trombone, Spider holing and the Monroe transfer but my all time fave is still the Shocker!

Author:  aDam [ Tue May 31, 2005 11:44 pm ]
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Ah Spider Holing... I will go to bed a wiser man than when I woke this morning...

Author:  Halden [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:34 pm ]
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I have been stretching and I thnk I just selfed.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:12 am ]
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Congratulations! Is it worth the discomfort?

Author:  Halden [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:20 am ]
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All I can say is that if I didn't want kids, Terri would be out of a job.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:23 am ]
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Damn... I need to take my TKD more seriously.

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