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Author:  aDam [ Sun May 01, 2005 11:21 am ]
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Nothing short of awesome:

So the mother's boy toy gets sicks and she strayed to a donkey? Damn.... that's a serious diss. Though when George finally gets back in the saddle and she's used to getting shticked by a donkey it'll feel like someone who's been gerbling going to town with a guinea pig.

Author:  joerammstein [ Sun May 01, 2005 9:59 pm ]
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I'm still waiting on the giraffephant. Though I'd settle for an elephaffe.

Author:  aDam [ Sun May 01, 2005 11:13 pm ]
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I'm not sure there'd be a distinction.

Though Tigers and Ligers are different depending on which is the mother and father I'm not sure if there's a set rule for cross breeds. That article says they are still debating calling it a Zonkey or a Deebra. I prefer the term "Zonkey" and I wish they'd make up their miind.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Mon May 02, 2005 8:03 am ]
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Actually I'm pretty sure there's a different term... I'll have to get out my old Horsie books.

Author:  joerammstein [ Mon May 02, 2005 2:13 pm ]
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I thought the naming had to do with the sex of the parents.

Male Lion + Female Tiger = Liger
Male Tiger + Female Lion = Tigon

Author:  aDam [ Mon May 02, 2005 10:43 pm ]
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When I said "Tigers and Ligers" I meant "Tigons and LIgers" Anyway through my research I found no mention of a difference between Zonkeys or "Zeedonks" depending on the sex of which parent.

Anyway I did a lot of Zonkey research at the office today. Just a Google image search shows plenty of examples:

They are always sterile for one. The donkey and mule have a different number of chromosomes. I'm amazed they can even make babies.

And in Africa such a coupling can actually happen in the wild which I thought was pretty amazing.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Tue May 03, 2005 6:18 am ]
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I'm still sure that they aren't called zonkeys. I think. *dusts off bokk* *coughing fit*

Author:  janine [ Tue May 03, 2005 7:23 am ]
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Author:  aDam [ Tue May 03, 2005 3:29 pm ]
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Right .They're technically called "Zeedonks" thought lots of people say "Zonkey" 'cause it sounds better.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Wed May 04, 2005 6:47 am ]
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What? I have really looked at my horses books since I was... 13 I think. When I gave up riding.

Author:  aDam [ Wed May 04, 2005 5:32 pm ]
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Oh okay. I know this one super hot girl who's all about the horses in a non fetish way.

Author:  janine [ Thu May 05, 2005 7:29 am ]
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Zedonk / Zonkey

The Zedonk / Zonkey is the result of breeding a female Donkey / Borro / Ass and male Zebra.

I have also found zebrass too...

Author:  aDam [ Thu May 05, 2005 5:40 pm ]
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It's settled then. You need to get or breed yourself a zeebrass.

Author:  janine [ Thu May 05, 2005 11:06 pm ]
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There is an exotic pet trade/sale this weekend here, so you buy me a zebra and a donkey, and I will do it :p

Author:  aDam [ Thu May 05, 2005 11:16 pm ]
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Hm... well bad timing then since neither of us will be anywhere near it... unless you want to take a 3 hours drive on Saturday? -_-

Would they really have a Zeebra at such a thing? I would imagine a mule, donkey or ass would be fairly easy to come in Canada when compared to a Zeebra. Think they can even survive Canadian winters?

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