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Author:  aDam [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:37 pm ]
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#1: Urine
#2: BM
#3: Not assigned as others have their own names for it (vomit...)
#4: HJTC
#5: Bottle crammed up the A
#6: Self shocker (females only)
#7: Intercourse with an electrical outlet
#8: Self mocker (males only)
#9: Foot job aka Kangaroo Jack
#10: The roasty jack
#11: The frosty jack
#12: Print job

Author:  janine [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:46 pm ]
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I assume someone was asking... or?

Author:  aDam [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:58 pm ]
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Hahaha. Yeah whenever I'm asked to rattle off the list people say "Is this list up on your website" to which I say something like "Well there's not place for it so maybe I'll make a post on my board about it." and I have said this like a dozen times so now out of nowhere I have decided to actually do that.

Author:  Doogan [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:54 pm ]
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Do you have a job? Or do you just sit in your parents house all day and whack while watching Sailor Moon?

Author:  aDam [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:01 pm ]
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A little of column A. A little of column B.

Author:  janine [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:14 pm ]
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Author:  Halden [ Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:13 pm ]
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Finally! A place to find THE list.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:34 pm ]
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The #10 was set today. It's "The Roasted Jack". It involves warming a towel in an oven and then using the warm towel to ... gratify yourself.

Next is #11 a very special number.

Author:  janine [ Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:49 pm ]
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Author:  aDam [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:08 am ]
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It's the name of a restaurant in the food court. Saw the sign. Giggled. Thought more. Laughed loud. That was a while ago too. Took long to get onthe list of numbers.


Author:  janine [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:07 pm ]
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`l` you have a lot of... odd.. named places around you ;)

Author:  aDam [ Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:58 am ]
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Well when you live somewhere with more than a restaurant, a trading post and a go karting joint around there tends to be more pottential for that. And you get things filtered. For every restaurant with a dirty sounding name there are a hundred boring named ones but why would I mention those?

Author:  aDam [ Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:42 pm ]
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#11 is a "Frosted Jack" which is when you have mittens on and pack them with snow and then give yourself an HJTC.

Author:  janine [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:42 am ]
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Doi I dare ask how you came up with this one?

Author:  Destron D-69 [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:18 am ]
Post subject:  not logging in just to post this snows there a lot

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