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Author:  aDam [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:45 am ]
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Haha. She doesn't live that far D. Between the two of us somewhere.

So we were clearing out my snow covered car at work. I used the scrapper on my passenger side window but there was a glob of snow at the top and it went all up in my face... and my mittens were covered in snow. Somewhere in there the term "snow job" was thrown around... it sort of invented itself. It was it's time.

Halden may be able to explain it better. I'm drawing a blank.

Author:  janine [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:46 am ]
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Snows here a lot too..

Author:  Destron [ Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:46 am ]
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that'll teach me to stay away from here as long as I did... how close everyone is from one another has likely come up 100 times already...

anywho now that I'm :oops: beyond words I'll just say

83 : Gymnastic sex ... 8 boobs 3 shape of ass when anckles are behind her head.

but the list isn't even in the 20's yet so... I don't know

Author:  aDam [ Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:04 pm ]
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Well I don't know about that I don't think it's been mentioned on the board before.

Good number. But these aren't sex numbers like 69. They're all personal things one does on their own.

Author:  aDam [ Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:29 pm ]
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Okay so the "Roasted Jack" fast food place thingy is actually called the "Roasty Jack" so I have modified the name. I have seen one in the food course in St-Laurent as well as in the mall in Oshowa.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:39 pm ]
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There was some discussion and confusion about the numbering system today and I was ashamed I could not easily just recite them from memory so this thread is sticky again. I should print out a copy and put it in my cubicle. Yeah ... that's real professional...

Author:  IDE [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:10 am ]
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Explain this list and it's meaning to me please. I find it fascinating.

Author:  aDam [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:33 am ]
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Well it all started when I thought there should be a bathroom code for going off and jerking off. I refered to it as "number 4" which was just masturbation. So if you'd get aroused you could say "I"m gonna go take a number 4".

Then it was some time in Chicago for Otf*ck and I can't remember the exact circumstances but someone asked what a #5 would be or something so I said it could be cramming a bottle up your ass. So I had a Sprite bottle with me and... well I pretended to shove it up my ass. There are pictures of it somewhere...

Not sure if there were the best ones. Peggy took these:
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The rest of the numbers just came naturally along the next year. Didn't sit down one day and hammer them all out. Was more like "jerking off with snow should be a number too!" "Oh yeah!!".

Author:  T Rex [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:20 pm ]
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stds get spread because of people like you guys.

Author:  aDam [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:03 pm ]
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Most of these are masturbatory in nature. The safest kind of sex!

Hm... just throught of a new number but need to talk it out to get a nice name/number and such... hm....

Author:  aDam [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:46 am ]
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I saw a show today that refered to masturbation as "#3".

Author:  aDam [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:12 pm ]
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aDam wrote:
Most of these are masturbatory in nature. The safest kind of sex!

Hm... just throught of a new number but need to talk it out to get a nice name/number and such... hm....
Does anyone know what I'm refering to here because I have no recollection of this.

Anyway ... since 12 was never claimed in that last brainfart I introce:

#12 - Print job!

Named after what you call it when a document is sent to the printer this number is actually when you wrap your penis in newspaper and jerk off into it.

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