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|Author:||count_nobbus [ Thu Jul 11, 2002 7:21 am ]|
Harry and his friends are about half way through their first year
Chapter 1: Return of the Urkel
Harry, Hermione and Ron are eating blood pudding in the Great Hall
Harry: This stuff tastes like...blood. Say Ron, what have you got there?
Ron: I brought some all flavour jelly beans
Harry: UGH, those taste like shit
*Snape walks past
Snape:I heard that, Harry! 5 points will be taken from Griffendor house
Harry: I'll just shut up and eat, before I lose any more points
Snape: Harry Potter! 20 points will be taken from Girffendor house
Harry: What did I do this time?
*Dumbledore calls attention
Dumbledore: Attention students, its time to welcome some new students. They will be sorted into houses with the sorting hat. Please put your hands together for Urkel!
*a few people clap, Urkel takes the stage and sits down. Dumbledore gives him the hat
Hat: hmmmm...according to my calculations.....Griffindor house is short one person. He's a griffindor!
*a few people clap, Urkel waves to the people
Dumbledor: Thank you for your patience, students. have a nice day
Ron: Hey, I found this in my locker
*Ron pulls out a note
Harry: It looks like a spell
Hermione: Let me see that..."Cheezius Cheetos"
*people turn and look at the Potter posse, then they resume eating
Ron: eek! what happened?
Hermione: It was a spell, but I dont know what it did
*harry points excitedly to his groin
Harry: Hermoine, look here! look!
Ron: Don't you think you're coming on a little too strong?
*hermoine looks confused
Harry: youve got to look here!
*harrt points to his groin
Harry: guys, my pants have turned into cheese!
Ron (looking at harry pants): eeeek!
Hermoine: oh dear, my bad
Ron: thats quite a sticky situation youve got there, harry!
Harry: how am I going to get out of here? What if someone sees me?
Hermoine: hmm, just try to hide behind me
Ron: when I pee my pants, I try to pull my robe down so nobody can notice
Harry: thanks for that, ron
Hermoine: thats what I call a sticky situation!
Ron: yeah, i already said that
Harry: HEY! get your hands out of there, Ron!
*Ron withdraws his hand from harry pants
Ron: sorry, couldnt resist
Harry: guys, this is my last pair of pants! What do I do now?
*the Weasly twins walk past, laughing and joking at themselves
Fred: I do say, what smells like cheese?
Ron: Harry's pants have been turned into cheese by a spell
Harry: and its my last pair...
George: I know where Dumbledore keeps the pants, theyre in the secret pants area
Fred: but its in a forbidden sector
Harry: thanks fellas, I'll give it a try
Fred: no worries, we've got to run
George: yeah, theres a fight going down
*the twins leave
Ron: fancy that, the secret pants area!
Harry: get set up, we leave tonight
Hermoine: agggrh...I guess I have to come with you...
Snape (walking past): Harry! 50 points will be taken from Griffendor house for improper pants!
*everyone laughs at harry
****end of part 1***
|Author:||aDam [ Thu Jul 11, 2002 6:12 pm ]|
Well it's certainly gay... and a little funny. Must I chose one?
|Author:||count_nobbus [ Thu Jul 11, 2002 6:51 pm ]|
its both, I agree. I dont really like HP, I just read the first book because I wanted to know what the hype is about. it was alright. I dont know why I bothered to write a story, i guess i just has a couple of good ideas and couldnt let them go to waste.
|Author:||aDam [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 1:11 am ]|
I think if I wrote an HP fic I'd have the feds banging down my door within minutes.
|Author:||count_nobbus [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 8:41 am ]|
that pic was loading slow and I laughed out loud before I even saw the caption. they look so dumb
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