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I hate those Farscape Crybabies!
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Author:  count_nobbus [ Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:15 pm ]
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if youre going to make a big deal about farscape could you please tell 'them' to bring back botsmaster?

if you think that you have a chance of bringing farscape back then surely you have a chance of bringing back botsmaster.

while youre there can you tell them that the cosby show was the shit?

farscape is gone, no amount of bitching will bring it back.

...the cosby show on the other hand...

Author:  aDam [ Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:22 pm ]
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Majority of your content is simply a reiteration and regurgitation of opinions expressed by people far more articulate than yourself. People ranging from soulless, inoffensive and commercially succesful 80's stand-up comedians ("People Who Don't Return My Shit"), to anonymous message board posters,

Well I don't really care about every other person on the Internet. If the griefs I have expressed have also been expressed by others then that's probably just because they're annoying things. I for one rarely to never see people complain about these same things. I try to beef on things I've never seen beefed. If you've, as you claim, seen people rip on so many of these same beefs then you must have spent more time around the Internet than the average google bot.

who demonstrate a certain basic respect for the Global Information Exchange (i.e. The Internet) by not posting pictures of their pets.

I actually had a girl chell out my site once and she said she was upset because she wanted to see pictures of my cats and stuff. People I know actually find that corner quite nice. It's not like I'm wRiTInG lIKe ThIs or posting animated .gifs and web poetry.

Not a single original idea on your site. I'm starting to believe this is just more elaborate

Funny you should mention that. The webmaster of that site e-mailed me a year and a half ago (before his site was up) complementing me on the idea of Kris Kross Day and asking about being involved in the process. So yeah... he's a fan. Unless you're trying to rip on him which case... fuck off.

It's ironic that a single fresh item on your site is ... breastful.

I don't see how my Farscape beef, which you're pissed about and is the reason for which you're here beefing, is fresh while things like hating Kinder Surprise and the Red Cross are done to death ideas. Maybe you travel in circles of my long lost brothers or members of my unique race of odballs.

When you are surrounded by people who think that until 7 of 9 came aboard, Voyger sucked ass, it's very fucking hard to be nonelitist.

I agree with you on that. Boobs of nine is a fucking plague on an otherwise... well that show was shit before she came along. Too many "it was all a holodeck program" type episodes. Too many lame characters with no good shtick. If you liked early Voyageur I question the validity of your high opinion of Farscape...

Let those people rave about Terminator

I love those movies.

Give us Clockwork Orange.

I hated that movie.

Ban me, I dare you, unclefucker.

You've done nothing I consider to be a bannable offense. You're free to speak your mind even if I don't agree with it. I feel no need to escalate the issue.

TV Guide in fact complained when a single Emmy nomination it got was for Costume design.

The Emmies? Jesus. What a farce. They couldn't see a good show if it fucked them in the ass and left a hand in their.

And nobbus:
i bet i could make a better show for $1 million an episode

The Adventures of Sinbad was made on a million dollar an episode budget. That sucked shit!

Oh yes and that ezboard post was deleted. Here is the final version from seconds before it's deletion. Got pretty big.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:44 pm ]
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i was just saying that I could make a better show for $1 million. probably because i am a funny guy. I'll base it on my screenplay and call it "chef de boner: the series". anyone want to sponsor it?

by the way, good beef

Author:  aDam [ Wed Sep 11, 2002 5:51 am ]
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I'd sponsor it except that I'm poor. But don't forget that money corrupts. A good cheap show is better off without the money.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:15 am ]
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i need at least some money. or some equipment.

that tv show is a good idea i think

ive got a comedy gig on the weekend

Author:  aDam [ Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:17 am ]
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Well I'll be sure to keep an eye out for a few million dollars and I'll see what I can do.

Author:  aDam [ Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:54 pm ]
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These guys really got their fucking panties in a bunch over this! It's great.

It's up to 126 replies and growing.

Here's a better link.

Author:  Kearney [ Sat Sep 14, 2002 4:05 pm ]
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I want to be beef of the month, jacknutter.

Author:  aDam [ Sun Sep 15, 2002 12:31 am ]
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I hate you too much to make you a beef.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Sun Sep 15, 2002 6:53 am ]
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Guest wrote:
I want to be beef of the month, jacknutter.


Author:  Kearney [ Sun Sep 15, 2002 6:26 pm ]
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Author:  count_nobbus [ Mon Sep 16, 2002 3:07 am ]
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Author:  aDam [ Fri Sep 20, 2002 1:31 am ]
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False hope.

It pleases me that that loser thinks his precious show is coming back. What's worse than having your show canceled? Going butt fuck crazy for nothing and it still being canceled! Bwahahaha!

Author:  aDam [ Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:23 pm ]
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Author:  count_nobbus [ Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:26 pm ]
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there was a big article in the newspaper about this.

its coming back, thanks to the fans.

but its just a miniseries.

I think you owe some farscape fans an apology...

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