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Author:  count_nobbus [ Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:16 pm ]
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so im at fanfiction.net (I was submitting my stories, or trying to) and I saw some crazy stuff. Some of the stuff there is beyond gay, its mega-gay. Some dumb fool actually bothered to write a story about THE BIBLE, thats right-theres a 'the bible fanfiction' section. I cant believe people waste their lives writing crappy stories about the bible. Theres even a bunch of 'pong' fics, and an asteroids fic. It is for this reason that I decided to once again delve into the realm of fan fiction and write another story of my own, "Ass-teroids and the pirates of smugglers cove".

I probably shouldnt diss fanfiction.net since about 5 of my stories are there, but at least my stories are not gay.

actually my stories are gay, but at least theyre funny






If i see another 'backstreet boys meet nsync' fic im going to explode

and there was no botsmaster fics there, dissapointing

Author:  aDam [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 1:08 am ]
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w1ld. Well I know for a fact there are a few Bots Master fics out there. I've read bits of a few and I'm sure tehre are more since I don't really seek out fics. I keep meaning to put a section up on the site but ... I'm just not into it I guess.

Anyway when you say gay do you mean like man on man or just as a derogatory term?

I think a Bible fic would be cool if handled in a super hero way. Like Christ using his water to wine powers on a person's blood to make them so drunk they pass out or throwing a fish at someone and turning it into a bunch of fish over his head and getting him burried.

Smuggler's cove? What is that Hardy Boys?

Author:  count_nobbus [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 8:47 am ]
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I estimate 99% of the stuff on fanfiction.net is romance, harry potter pr0n mostly (aka 'slash')

I dont write seriously, just as a joke

The bible fics are all gay ('gay' is my way of saying 'stupid' (I know I shouldnt use that word))

a horrible harry potter 'slash' fic:http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=842370

Author:  aDam [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 9:45 am ]
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Wha? I never assumed there would actually be HP pr0n. That's messed up. Oh well if people get off on the Olsen Twins why not?

Author:  count_nobbus [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 12:01 pm ]
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its pr0n by kids, for kids. its sick

Author:  aDam [ Sat Jul 13, 2002 12:46 pm ]
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Hm... I bet there are adults that get off on the shit kids think is hot... if you get what I'm saying.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:24 pm ]
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heh heh heh, those crazy kids!

Author:  aDam [ Tue Jul 16, 2002 10:46 pm ]
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Those crazy adults!

Author:  SexeeDiva [ Tue Aug 13, 2002 8:38 pm ]
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Hmmm...I write fan fiction and have several stories up on fanfiction.net. Guess that makes me "gay" huh??

Author:  aDam [ Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:14 pm ]
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But nobbus was saying that he submitted... so unless he's using this thread to come out in a way then I don't see why that would make you gay. I don't think it helps though.

I once wanted to write a fanfic about lesbians but I never did. I like writting smutty stuff about same sex sex.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Wed Aug 14, 2002 12:58 am ]
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nope, this thread is not a way of coming out.

Author:  count_nobbus [ Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:04 am ]
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HEY! I worked out thats going on, you guys are all working against me cause I dont share your love for KK. this is message board high treason!

Author:  aDam [ Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:57 am ]
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nobbus is wiggediwiggediwiggedi wack!

Author:  Fiero [ Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:34 am ]
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Come on now, don't hold back.
I mean it now, I mean look at him, he's gotta be on crack
And nobodies been known to lick his sack,
So put some more wiggedis in before the whack.

Gah . . . why do I still even try?

Author:  count_nobbus [ Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:15 am ]
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i dont know why you try, its obvious youve lost it. I, on the other hand, still have it. observe:

pythons, pythons
i aint got no wifens

brilliant

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