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I think Cracker hates Internet...
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Author:  aDam [ Tue May 30, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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As some of you may have noticed I'm missin a letter on my keyboard:

I'm pretty much certain that Cracker is the one who caused this thouh I can't quite prove it since I haven't seen him do it with my own eyes. Of course I thouht the same thin of m keys, converter, video ames, keyboard, mouse, kleenex box, rin, walllet, camera and more endin up on the floor until I cauht him. Same with thins like oppin my CD player opened or chanin the channel.

Anyway juts now my Internet went out. Looked at my modem and the "Stand by" liht was on. Yeah that's riht... there's a little button on the top of my modem that, when pressed, cuts your internet connection. I would never have thouht a cat capable of pressin down on that tiny button stron enouh to make it stick... but then I would also enerally thin that removin a key from a keyboard to be outside of a cat's control but here we are.

I believe this is all part of some intricate plan to et outisde. He's been starrin at the balcony door for most of the hourse of the day lately.

Author:  IDE [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:27 pm ]
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You need to create a surrogate "g" like I did with "vv" for w. Some people will think it's your trademark others will have the piss annoyed out of them buy it all and all it's a great time. I suggest the letter q or the number 9.


Author:  aDam [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:46 pm ]
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Ah. the q would have worked... though I found the G. I just have no springg so it feels weird and does double letters sometimes.

Author:  IDE [ Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:07 am ]
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My w wouldn't even do that.

Did I really spell by as buy?

Author:  aDam [ Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:57 am ]
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You should have said bi... if it was a girl.

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