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Auctioning the role as Jar-Jar's killer
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Author:  iambert [ Wed May 22, 2002 3:45 pm ]
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I think it's a fair assumption that Jar-Jar dies in the next film. He is not, after all, in "A New Hope".

With this in mind, and in view of the cretinous alien's complete lack of popularity amongst Star Wars fans, how about George Lucas auctioning off a cameo role as Jar-Jar Binks's killer. I'm sure there would be someone (possibly a wealthy silicon valley millionaire) who would be willing to pay large for the privelege. All money gained could then be given to charity.

If Jar-Jar were to die in a large fight sequence, it pose no problems to dress up a willing volunteer as the soldier entrusted with ridding the universe of this rubber-faced mutant scum.


Author:  aDam [ Wed May 22, 2002 4:36 pm ]
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Good idea. Although I don't see it going for charity... unless it's that fund that does technology for learning or whatever Lucas has.

Author:  Darth Croweus [ Tue May 13, 2003 3:44 pm ]
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I bid 2 billion pounds. :p .I.

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