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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 6:37 am 
If I were conceived only by the midechloreans I would use my power to end Jar Jar's life this way...

(scribbling in the dark) 'Weesa on the Kursk when torpedo went boombagass!! Now meesa trapped in steel coffin and waitins for slow painful death. Meesa deserve no better. Meesa useless fuck press "FIRE" button in torpedo room (meesa clumsy). Tell Boss Nass meesa fucked up again but this time maxi-big force robbin and crunchin me in wonderful Russion Bongo. Meesa can't breathe...meesa in maxi pain....meesa fucking retard....'

Jar Jar returns to the void from whence he came.


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Yes. But I would hope that something foreign would be shoved in his anus.

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Put him in GTA3 and whack him!

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I think the GTA games should always end with the "hero" getting sent to jail for the various crimes that are done throughout the game and there he could get ass raped. That would be a good fate for Jar Jar.

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aDam wrote:
I think the GTA games should always end with the "hero" getting sent to jail for the various crimes that are done throughout the game and there he could get ass raped. That would be a good fate for Jar Jar.

Good Idea!

Or at least take the corpse inside a car, drive it to a crusher, and the rest writes itself.

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Poser!

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