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Natalie Portman
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Author:  aDam [ Thu May 23, 2002 10:13 am ]
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Hot hot hotness. I'd turn to the dark side for her.

Author:  Vindicator [ Thu May 30, 2002 9:56 pm ]
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Yeah, she's hot. Too bad she won't do nude scenes. Better leave it to the crazy stalker photographers.

Author:  aDam [ Fri May 31, 2002 8:23 am ]
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She turns 21 in 9 days. Maybe she'll get real drunk and do some really hard core amateur pr0n.

Author:  Vindicator [ Fri May 31, 2002 4:04 pm ]
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I think she's bi.

Author:  aDam [ Fri May 31, 2002 5:34 pm ]
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That' god damned hot. For my own purposes I'll just assume you got that from a very reliable source.

Author:  Vindicator [ Sat Jun 01, 2002 1:06 pm ]
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Yeah, in some interview she said something along the lines of:
"I love the person, not the gender. Why cut yourself off from 50% of the population?"
Or it may just be my 75-year old The souless heartless piece of shit gay man sense.

Author:  aDam [ Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:51 am ]
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Holy shit I hope that's true. I'd cut my foreskin off for her.

Author:  joerammstein [ Sun Jun 02, 2002 10:43 pm ]
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Chanman has fondled Natalie's breasts on several occasions.

Author:  aDam [ Mon Jun 03, 2002 2:40 am ]
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I talked to my Jewish friend today and he told me that if I were to convert to Judaism to marry a Jewish girl like for example, Natalie Portman, I would have to get circumsized. So it's like "Hey baby I'll cut my foreskin off for you".

Author:  aDam [ Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:16 am ]
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Hm... it's her 21st birthday today which affects me... well not at all. What a celebration was her 18th though.

Author:  Destron [ Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:27 pm ]
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...dude have you found any yet, I know you're looking..i mean besides the fake ones.

Author:  aDam [ Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:36 pm ]
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Sorry. My quest is eternal.

Author:  aDam [ Mon Jun 24, 2002 10:13 pm ]
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Chell this shit out:

Portman's Lesbian Lust

Sensual Star Wars babe Natalie Portman has feelings for other women. The stunning actress who plays Senator Amildala in Attack Of The Clones announced that, although she has never explored her lesbian fantasies, she would not rule it out. The sexy stunner, who once dated Moby, claimed that although her personality is more compatible with men she wouldn't want to close herself off to girl only action. She says, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with and why would you close yourself off to 50-per-cent of people?"

Funny how Kearney's scoop was like... 25 days earlier than this so called "news". Good job K-man!

Author:  Vindicator [ Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:10 pm ]
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K-Man lives to please and to eat chips.

Author:  aDam [ Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:12 am ]
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Oy! The full quote from a Rolling Stone article.

"Sure. I've never dated a woman of anything like that, But, I mean, I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with – and why would you close yourself off to fifty percent of the people?... [Returning to the subject later] I think my personality is more compatible with men than women. Women in environments like my school and my work are sort of trained to be competitive. I mean, I have some girlfriends who I love. I just... in school it's much easier to be friends with guys."

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