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Video Beefs:
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'); document.writeln('March - Women\'s Cancer
'); document.writeln('February - The War on Scientology
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Text Beefs:
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Old Beefs of 2005:
'); document.writeln('March - Enhanced CDs
'); document.writeln('February - Expansion Joint Warning Signs
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Old Beefs of 2004:
'); document.writeln('December - Jazzed Up Christmas Music
'); document.writeln('November - Slightly Longer TV Episodes
'); document.writeln('October - Fork and Knife Pizza Eaters
'); document.writeln('September - Strikes and Protests
'); document.writeln('August - Foreign Titles on imdb
'); document.writeln('July - George Lucas
'); document.writeln('June - La Saint-Jean
'); document.writeln('May - Liars Who Say Your DVD Player Can Do Crazy Crap
'); document.writeln('April - DVD Regions
'); document.writeln('March - Rogers Hi-Speed Internet
'); document.writeln('February - The Pop vs. Soda Debacle
'); document.writeln('January - Mapquest.ca
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Old Beefs of 2003:
'); document.writeln('December - The World Wide Web Consortium
'); document.writeln('November - Slow Walking Gun Jumpers
'); document.writeln('October - Prequel Continuity Blunders
'); document.writeln('September - Canada Not Getting My Stuff
'); document.writeln('August - Frankie Muniz\'s Car
'); document.writeln('July - English Honorifics
'); document.writeln('June - People Who Say They Aren\'t Into Kid\'s Stuff
'); document.writeln('May - People Who Call Before Noon
'); document.writeln('April - Ringu
'); document.writeln('March - Retarded Movie Jackets
'); document.writeln('February - The New Busses
'); document.writeln('January - Mario Bros. Ports
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Old Beefs of 2002:
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'); document.writeln('November - Lies That Parents Tell Kids
'); document.writeln('October - DivX ;-)
'); document.writeln('September - Crybaby Farscape Fans
'); document.writeln('August - People Who Think I Hate Al Pacino
'); document.writeln('July - Spelling Bitches
'); document.writeln('June - Mother Against Drunk Driving
'); document.writeln('May - Spoilers
'); document.writeln('April - Fake Widescreen
'); document.writeln('March - Giving Blood
'); document.writeln('February - Kinder Surprise Eggs
'); document.writeln('January - People Who Didn\'t Get \"Planet of the Apes\"
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Old Beefs of 2001:
'); document.writeln('December - The Sailor Starlights
'); document.writeln('November - Clogs
'); document.writeln('October - Orange Clothes
'); document.writeln('September - Tabouleh
'); document.writeln('August - SOS Montfort
'); document.writeln('July - People with Loud Cars
'); document.writeln('June - Internic.ca
'); document.writeln('May - Tet yEap\'s VLSI course
'); document.writeln('April - People Who Ban Me
'); document.writeln('March - People Who Disrespect Kris Kross Day
'); document.writeln('February - OC Transpo
'); document.writeln('January - Ass Backwards Long Division
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Old Beefs of 2000:
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'); document.writeln('November - People Who Don\'t Return My Shit
'); document.writeln('October - The New RO
'); document.writeln('September - People who think the Japanese version of Sailor Moon is porno
'); document.writeln('August - Religious Types
'); document.writeln('July - People who can\'t pronounce "Pokémon"
'); document.writeln('June - People who can\'t pronounce "Quebec"
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